<h1>Non-Veg Sms / Messages</h1>

Guy on his 1st nyt findin his wyf a virgin xclaimd
"I wana kiss d 1 who tuk cr of u & protected ur virginity"

She gv a naughty smile n said
"KISS MY ASS =))" :P =D


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Santa GB Road gaya
Broker se rate puchha

Broker :
100 ladki ke
30 mere
20 police wale ke

Santa : Yara dil khush kr ditta, Ja pehle police wale ko le aa


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Who started the concept of working 5 days a week & rest 2 days off ???
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Socho Bhai Socho
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Draupadi :P


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1 day u will

luk at ur kids

playin in d ground wid ur wife

U will simply smile wid tears in ur eyes

N u ll
jst say










"Thnx Vivek"
Ha ha ha
:D


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1 scientist BRA banana chahta tha jisme bhagte hue girls k BOOBS na hile.
Aur bhigne pe NIPPLE na dikhe

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Are dost tension na le, Maar diya Madarchod ko :P


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Sardarni got fed up with her Husband & got a tatoo on her
"BUM"
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That said
"P.T.O."
:P