Guy on his 1st nyt findin his wyf a virgin xclaimd
"I wana kiss d 1 who tuk cr of u & protected ur virginity"
She gv a naughty smile n said
"KISS MY ASS =))" :P =D
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Santa GB Road gaya
Broker se rate puchha
Broker :
100 ladki ke
30 mere
20 police wale ke
Santa : Yara dil khush kr ditta, Ja pehle police wale ko le aa
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Who started the concept of working 5 days a week & rest 2 days off ???
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Socho Bhai Socho
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Draupadi :P
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1 day u will
luk at ur kids
playin in d ground wid ur wife
U will simply smile wid tears in ur eyes
N u ll
jst say
"Thnx Vivek"
Ha ha ha
:D
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1 scientist BRA banana chahta tha jisme bhagte hue girls k BOOBS na hile.
Aur bhigne pe NIPPLE na dikhe
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Are dost tension na le, Maar diya Madarchod ko :P
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Sardarni got fed up with her Husband & got a tatoo on her
"BUM"
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That said
"P.T.O."
:P
