Corruption Special

With so much corruption all-around, here's a corruption special ... . . . . . . . . .

ये जो सिलसिला चल निकला हैं जहान में रिश्वतों का

तुम भी कुछ ले देकर, मेरी क्यों नहीं हो जाती।

Mom Sms / Messages

We can never even think of matching the same boundless love we got from our moms. Even a little portion will do fine.
May God give us strength and sense to love our moms back :)
Happy Mother's day
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Vivek

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Utarne Hi Nahi Deti ..
Mujh Pe Koi Aafat ..
Meri Maa
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Ki Duyaon Ne Asman Rok Rakkha Hai


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Azeez B Woh Hai, Naseeb B Woh Hai
Duniya Ki Bheed Me, Kareeb B Woh Hai
Unki Hi Duaon Se Chalti Hai Zindagi
Qki ..
Khuda B Woh Hai, Aur Taqdir B Woh Hai


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Maa ko udas dekh beta bola : “Maa Tum Duniya Ki Dusri Sabse Khoobsurat Aurat Ho”

Maa : “Pehli kaun hi?”

Beta : “Wo B Tum Hi Ho, Per Jab Tum Hasti Ho .. Tab”


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MOHABBAT Us K DIL Se JUDA Nahi Hoti
Main Ghar Na Jaun To Wo BA-KHUDA Nhi SOTI
LABON Pe Us K Kabhi BAD-DUA Nhi Hoti
Bas 1 “MAA” Hi Hai Jo Mujhse KHAFA Nahi Hoti ...


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Kisi ne poocha :
Wo kon c jagah hai jahan
har ghalti, har jurm aur
har gunah muaf ho jata hai ?

A little child smiled and said,
“MY MOM’S HEART”


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A Simple Example of Love in My Life

When apples were 4 & we were 5,
then my mother said,
“I don’t like Apples”


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When I came home in Rain

My Brother Asked : Why U Didn't take an Umbrella ?
Sister (Advised) : Why didn't U wait till rain stopped.
Father (Warned Angrily) : Only after getting cold, U will realize.
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Mother while drying my Hair, said,
"STUPID RAIN !! couldn't it wait, till my child reaches home."
Thats MAA.

GOD could not be everywhere and therefore he made MOTHER
Happy Mother's Day

Cancer : Important Message

CANCER : One of the main causes of cancer is DRINKING COLD WATER JUST AFTER HAVING FOOD. Which most of us do. This coldifies the oil contents present in the eaten-food and it becomes a thick-fluid which slows down the process of digestion & covers the linings of large intestines and causes cancer.

Drinking cold water at the end of meal is like drinking slow-poison willingly.

Kindly share this information with our loved ones.
Take care.

Insulting Sms / Messages

Kamine bataya b nhi.
By d way, Congrats Dude, I heard u got selected as d 1st ever male model 4 Whisper ad wid tagline

"WHY SHOULD GIRLS HAVE ALL THE FUN"
:P

General Life Sms / Messages

Think Big :)

We may not be perfect in many things
But many things can not be perfect without US :)

Stay special in our own little ways :-)

Smile Sms / Messages

If 5 secs of SMILE can make a photograph more b'ful.
Then just imagine, if we keep smiling always, how b'ful our lives will be.

So, Always Keep Smiling :)

Good Morning Sms / Messages

Different style of Gd Morning

Dad
Gd Mornin Beta

Frnd
Gd Mornin Yar

Lover
Gd Mornin Janu

Bt

Mom
Sota reh Nikkame
aur sari raat apni phonewali amma se baat kiya kr :P

GM


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Hum Uth gaye hai
Jin jinko Gd Morning kehna hi
Aakr keh lo
Lekin dhukka-mukki mat karna
Line se aana
Darshan 12 baje tak honge
Aur camera not allowed :P

GM dosto


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Funny Sms / Messages

Ab Rs 50 k recharge pe
Rs 9999 ka talktime
80 yrs ki validity
All calls 0.01 ps/hr
5 lac sms free

For more details visit
www.Beta-tu-apna-alag-tower-laga-le.com
:D


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Kisi ne mujse apki UMAR puchi

Maine kaha
Chehre se 18 yrs
Style se 17 yrs
Sweetness se 9 yrs
Hasi se 7 yrs
Ankho se 5 yrs
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Kul mila kr 56 yrs

Kam to nhi btaya na?
:P

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Non-Veg Sms / Messages

Guy on his 1st nyt findin his wyf a virgin xclaimd
"I wana kiss d 1 who tuk cr of u & protected ur virginity"

She gv a naughty smile n said
"KISS MY ASS =))" :P =D


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Santa GB Road gaya
Broker se rate puchha

Broker :
100 ladki ke
30 mere
20 police wale ke

Santa : Yara dil khush kr ditta, Ja pehle police wale ko le aa


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Who started the concept of working 5 days a week & rest 2 days off ???
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Socho Bhai Socho
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Draupadi :P


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1 day u will

luk at ur kids

playin in d ground wid ur wife

U will simply smile wid tears in ur eyes

N u ll
jst say










"Thnx Vivek"
Ha ha ha
:D


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1 scientist BRA banana chahta tha jisme bhagte hue girls k BOOBS na hile.
Aur bhigne pe NIPPLE na dikhe

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Are dost tension na le, Maar diya Madarchod ko :P


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Sardarni got fed up with her Husband & got a tatoo on her
"BUM"
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That said
"P.T.O."
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Very Nice Sms / Messages

Brilliant Answer :

Krishna Ne Apni Radha Se Puchha :
"Aisi Ek Jagah Batao,
Jaha Mai Nhi Hu"

Radha Ne Bade Pyar Se Aur Muskra Kr Kaha
"BAS MERE NASIB MEIN"


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Maa ko udas dekh, beta bola : “Maa tum duniya ki dusri sabse khubsurat aurat ho”

Maa : “Pehli kaun hai?”

Beta : “Woh bhi tum hi ho per jab tum hasti ho tab”


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Tum Khud Per Itna Jo Gurur Karte Ho ... Isme Hairat Ki Baat Nahi
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Jise Hum Apna Keh De ... Woh Aam Ho Bhi Nahi Sakta

Jane Kab Zindagi Ne hame Itna Bada Bana Diya ..

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!

Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!

Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye

Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai

Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai

Koi apno ke liye roti chhod deta hai
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chhod deta hai

Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai !!!

Kabhi waqt mile to sochna
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!

Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!

Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia
jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya!!

Respect Yourself