Don't you keep, all money in a single basket

DO NOT KEEP all our money at a single place. Means, do not keep all of it in a single bank account or investing all of it at one place.

Break it and store may be in multiple bank accounts or invest in small sums. Investing does not mean only in share markets. One may like to invest it in some kind of property, say land, home, or may be a little on gold and silver. One might like to invest a little in one of friend’s business.

The central theme is of de-centralizing it. Its not like only India is Corrupt. More developed the country is, more corrupted it is. We all must have heard of Pareto principle (80-20 rule) but when it comes to United States, worse it is. Are you aware that in USA 1% of total population owns about 95% of money and rest 95% of population holds only 5% wealth.

In today’s world, economies of countries are co-related and dependent upon each other. If a collapse will start at a place, it won’t be held back to the physical boundaries of that particular country. It will spread and affect entire world. The 2007 recession started in USA due to bad deregulations laws in that country and it hurt entire world. Although, India was affected but not as badly as European or other countries and they cite black-money as its core.

Bottom-line is as a wise man said,

"Do not put all your eggs in one basket."

Sarjapur Bomb Threat

Yesterday, news of 19(+1) bombs in Wipro Corporate Sarjapur Office turned out not to be a complete rumor. Sarjapur Police station received a hand-written letter near about 12 noon stating that 19 bombs has been successfully planted in and around Sarjapur Corporate Office. They can blast either at 11am(Friday) or 1pm(Saturday). Police and Bomb-Squad took swift action and started scanning the campus on a war-front and no bombs found. As expected, Wipro made a statement, "It was a routine check-up, nothing else. Operations will continue to be business as usual."
More details : TOI
Approx a week earlier a similar-kinda letter was received for ISRO Bangalore, which turned out to be hoax.

But I see it as a greater plan for a bigger conspiracy. Hoax will keep coming. Police and People will start taking it mildly and suddenly one-day Bomb will go off. So we need to be alert and our on our toes, no matter how many times these kinda letters keeps popping-up.

Change in Attitude

Great change in Attitude .. Earlier my thought was, I am Nothing but now I know I am Everything, take a bow.

Have given Enough Respect to anyone and Everyone, around. Now its time World, for you to respect me.
Hum hum hai, baki sab paani kam hi :)

Today is the first day of the rest of my life :)

Dil Aaj Shayar Hai ...

Lyricist : Gopal Das Neeraj (My Fav Poet) (Read here my fav poem)
Singer : Kishore
Movie : Gambler


[Dil Aaj Shayar Hai, Gam Aaj Nagma Hai
Shab Yeh Gajal Hai Sanam] -2
Gairon Ke Sheron Ko, O Sun-ne Wale
Ho Is Taraf Bhi Karam

[Aake Zara Dekh To Tere Khatir
Hum Kis Tarah Se Jiye] - 2
Aansu Ke Dhaage Se Seete Rahe Hum
Jo Zakham Tune Diye
Chahat Ki Mehfil Me Gam Tera Lekar
Kismat Se Khela Juva
Duniya Se Jeete Par Tujh Se Haare
Yun Khel Apna Huva

[Hai Pyaar Humne Kiya Jis Tarah Se, Uska Na Koi Jawab] - 2
Zarra They Lekin Teri Lau Me Jalkar, Hum Ban Gaye Aaftaab
Hum Se Hai Zinda Wafa, Aur Hum Hi Se, Hai Teri Mehfil Jawan
Hum Jab Na Honge To Ro-Ro Ke Duniya, Dhundhegi Mere Nishan

[Re Pyaar Koi Khilauna Nahin Hai, Har Koi Le Jo Kharid] - 2
Meri Tarah Zindagi Bhar Tadap Lo, Fir Aana Uske Kareeb
Hum To Musafir Hain, Koi Safar Ho, Hum To Guzar Jayenge Hi
Lekin Lagaya Hai Jo Daon Humne, Woh Jeet-Kar Aayenge Hi
Woh Jeet-Kar Aayenge Hi
Woh Jeet-Kar Aayenge Hi

Rudyard Kipling's Poem ... "If"

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

Still I Rise

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

--
Maya Angelou
(Poetess)

Life is so Dynamic

Life is so Dynamic 

Sometimes it looks strange

Sometimes you enjoy it

At times, we feed sad

Sometimes we are so happy without a reason

At times, its make us sad and we don't know the reason

Life is only Life .. 

So .. Live it 

Its just a game ..

They give their whole lives to it
They fight like warriors
They strive so hard on field as it is a matter of life or death
And, End of the day .. they say
"Its just a GAME"

Corruption Special

With so much corruption all-around, here's a corruption special ... . . . . . . . . .

ये जो सिलसिला चल निकला हैं जहान में रिश्वतों का

तुम भी कुछ ले देकर, मेरी क्यों नहीं हो जाती।

Mom Sms / Messages

We can never even think of matching the same boundless love we got from our moms. Even a little portion will do fine.
May God give us strength and sense to love our moms back :)
Happy Mother's day
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Vivek

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Utarne Hi Nahi Deti ..
Mujh Pe Koi Aafat ..
Meri Maa
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Ki Duyaon Ne Asman Rok Rakkha Hai


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Azeez B Woh Hai, Naseeb B Woh Hai
Duniya Ki Bheed Me, Kareeb B Woh Hai
Unki Hi Duaon Se Chalti Hai Zindagi
Qki ..
Khuda B Woh Hai, Aur Taqdir B Woh Hai


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Maa ko udas dekh beta bola : “Maa Tum Duniya Ki Dusri Sabse Khoobsurat Aurat Ho”

Maa : “Pehli kaun hi?”

Beta : “Wo B Tum Hi Ho, Per Jab Tum Hasti Ho .. Tab”


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MOHABBAT Us K DIL Se JUDA Nahi Hoti
Main Ghar Na Jaun To Wo BA-KHUDA Nhi SOTI
LABON Pe Us K Kabhi BAD-DUA Nhi Hoti
Bas 1 “MAA” Hi Hai Jo Mujhse KHAFA Nahi Hoti ...


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Kisi ne poocha :
Wo kon c jagah hai jahan
har ghalti, har jurm aur
har gunah muaf ho jata hai ?

A little child smiled and said,
“MY MOM’S HEART”


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A Simple Example of Love in My Life

When apples were 4 & we were 5,
then my mother said,
“I don’t like Apples”


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When I came home in Rain

My Brother Asked : Why U Didn't take an Umbrella ?
Sister (Advised) : Why didn't U wait till rain stopped.
Father (Warned Angrily) : Only after getting cold, U will realize.
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Mother while drying my Hair, said,
"STUPID RAIN !! couldn't it wait, till my child reaches home."
Thats MAA.

GOD could not be everywhere and therefore he made MOTHER
Happy Mother's Day

Cancer : Important Message

CANCER : One of the main causes of cancer is DRINKING COLD WATER JUST AFTER HAVING FOOD. Which most of us do. This coldifies the oil contents present in the eaten-food and it becomes a thick-fluid which slows down the process of digestion & covers the linings of large intestines and causes cancer.

Drinking cold water at the end of meal is like drinking slow-poison willingly.

Kindly share this information with our loved ones.
Take care.

Insulting Sms / Messages

Kamine bataya b nhi.
By d way, Congrats Dude, I heard u got selected as d 1st ever male model 4 Whisper ad wid tagline

"WHY SHOULD GIRLS HAVE ALL THE FUN"
:P

General Life Sms / Messages

Think Big :)

We may not be perfect in many things
But many things can not be perfect without US :)

Stay special in our own little ways :-)

Smile Sms / Messages

If 5 secs of SMILE can make a photograph more b'ful.
Then just imagine, if we keep smiling always, how b'ful our lives will be.

So, Always Keep Smiling :)

Good Morning Sms / Messages

Different style of Gd Morning

Dad
Gd Mornin Beta

Frnd
Gd Mornin Yar

Lover
Gd Mornin Janu

Bt

Mom
Sota reh Nikkame
aur sari raat apni phonewali amma se baat kiya kr :P

GM


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Hum Uth gaye hai
Jin jinko Gd Morning kehna hi
Aakr keh lo
Lekin dhukka-mukki mat karna
Line se aana
Darshan 12 baje tak honge
Aur camera not allowed :P

GM dosto


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Funny Sms / Messages

Ab Rs 50 k recharge pe
Rs 9999 ka talktime
80 yrs ki validity
All calls 0.01 ps/hr
5 lac sms free

For more details visit
www.Beta-tu-apna-alag-tower-laga-le.com
:D


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Kisi ne mujse apki UMAR puchi

Maine kaha
Chehre se 18 yrs
Style se 17 yrs
Sweetness se 9 yrs
Hasi se 7 yrs
Ankho se 5 yrs
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Kul mila kr 56 yrs

Kam to nhi btaya na?
:P

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Non-Veg Sms / Messages

Guy on his 1st nyt findin his wyf a virgin xclaimd
"I wana kiss d 1 who tuk cr of u & protected ur virginity"

She gv a naughty smile n said
"KISS MY ASS =))" :P =D


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Santa GB Road gaya
Broker se rate puchha

Broker :
100 ladki ke
30 mere
20 police wale ke

Santa : Yara dil khush kr ditta, Ja pehle police wale ko le aa


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Who started the concept of working 5 days a week & rest 2 days off ???
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Socho Bhai Socho
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Draupadi :P


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1 day u will

luk at ur kids

playin in d ground wid ur wife

U will simply smile wid tears in ur eyes

N u ll
jst say










"Thnx Vivek"
Ha ha ha
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1 scientist BRA banana chahta tha jisme bhagte hue girls k BOOBS na hile.
Aur bhigne pe NIPPLE na dikhe

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Are dost tension na le, Maar diya Madarchod ko :P


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Sardarni got fed up with her Husband & got a tatoo on her
"BUM"
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That said
"P.T.O."
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Very Nice Sms / Messages

Brilliant Answer :

Krishna Ne Apni Radha Se Puchha :
"Aisi Ek Jagah Batao,
Jaha Mai Nhi Hu"

Radha Ne Bade Pyar Se Aur Muskra Kr Kaha
"BAS MERE NASIB MEIN"


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Maa ko udas dekh, beta bola : “Maa tum duniya ki dusri sabse khubsurat aurat ho”

Maa : “Pehli kaun hai?”

Beta : “Woh bhi tum hi ho per jab tum hasti ho tab”


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Tum Khud Per Itna Jo Gurur Karte Ho ... Isme Hairat Ki Baat Nahi
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Jise Hum Apna Keh De ... Woh Aam Ho Bhi Nahi Sakta

Jane Kab Zindagi Ne hame Itna Bada Bana Diya ..

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!

Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!

Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye

Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai

Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai

Koi apno ke liye roti chhod deta hai
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chhod deta hai

Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai !!!

Kabhi waqt mile to sochna
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!

Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!

Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia
jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya!!

Respect Yourself

The 99 Club

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a Servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly Servant had so much joy. The King asked the Servant, "Why are you so happy?"

The Servant replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a Servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a Roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."

The King was not satisfied with that reply.

Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted Advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the Servant's story, the Advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the Servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The Advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is place 99 Gold Coins in a bag and leave it at this Servant's doorstep."

When the Servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... so many Gold Coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 Coins.

He wondered, "What could've happened to that last Gold Coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 Coins!"

He looked everywhere he could, but that final Coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that Gold Coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the Servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th Gold Coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his Advisor's help, the Advisor said, "Your Majesty, the Servant has now officially joined The 99 Club."

He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra "1" telling to themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more!

We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a Price for our growing needs and desires.

पर सोचता हूँ मैं कैसे ...

कह सकूँ तो कह दूँ
दिल के अरमाँ बता दूँ
कब से पाल रहा हूँ
सपने सँजो-सँजो कर
एक सपने जैसा-है सब
हाँ, एक सपने जैसा-है सब
कहीं सपना ..... ही तो नहीं
चँचल-सी वो कोमल-परी |


फुर्सत में ख़याल आया ...
छोटी-छोटी बातों पर
वो खिल-खिलाकर उनका हँसना
छोटी-छोटी बातों पर खिल-खिलाकर हँसना
अपनी ही धुन में मस्त रहना
और वो धीमे-धीमे गुनगुनाना,
नटखट तो नहीं वो - 2
पर नासमझ भी नहीं हैं
नादानी कहना क्या ठीक होगा,
नादानी कहना क्या ठीक होगा उनकी उन हरकतों को
सानी नही कोई .. कहना क्या ठीक होगा |


[पूछते है लोग
क्यों रहते हो उनसे दूर-दूर ] -2
हाँ, खीचतें हैं दोस्त
क्यों रहते हो खोये-खोये
अब उन्हें क्या बताएं ...
हम तो उन्हें छूने का एक बहाना ढूँढते हैं
उनके लवों के लिए एक तराना ढूँढते हैं
और .... पास उनके आने का एक याराना ढूँढते हैं |


मुझे डर हैं
हाँ डर है, रह न जाए प्रेम अधूरा
उलझन में हूँ .... दूँ क्या खुद को मौंका - 2
पर मौके की ज़रूरत किसे हैं
हाँ, मौके की ज़रूरत किसे हैं
मन में है क्या
चाहता हूँ क्या करना
खुद को ना मालूम
क्या करेगी मदद दुनिया
फिकर नहीं मुझे अपनी
हाँ, फिकर नहीं मुझे अपनी
हूँ मैं रास्तो का आवारा
पर सोचता हूँ मैं कैसे ...
न करूँ उसकी फिकर
टूट जाएगी मेरे बिना,
लिहाज तो करना पड़ेगा
हाँ, इलाज तो करना पड़ेगा |


[कह पाता तो कह देता
दिल के अरमाँ बता देता] - २
अब उन्हें कैसे बताएँ
क्या हमारी मजबूरी है
पर .. क्या हर बात कहनी ज़रूरी है
लिख तो डाली ये कविता
बस .. उन तक पहुंचनी अधूरी है

पर सोचता हूँ मैं कैसे ....

India's Stand If Pak Nuke-Strikes

Today, National Security Advisory Board issued a statement on behalf of India. Shyam Saran, convener of the National Security Advisory Board, said,

"India will not be the first to use nuclear weapons, but if it is attacked with such weapons, it would engage in nuclear retaliation which will be massive and designed to inflict unacceptable damage on its adversary. The label on a nuclear weapon used for attacking India, strategic or tactical, is irrelevant from the Indian perspective."

referred here.

I don't know, which way I should take this statement. What is this stand actually? If case, Pakistan decides to attack nukes, no matter how powerful. Then and there India will retaliate. But what about the damage it will cause not only today but for coming generations. Not only the region, and unfortunately we can't even imagine the affected perimeter. We saw what Little Boy & Fat Man did to Hiroshima & Nagasaki respectively. Those two were nothing when compared to nukes possess today. Will it be really worth-while attacking them back and causing same pain. I wonder what other so-called powerful countries could have done. I am damn sure, if even someone plans even one-millionth smaller to this against Uncle Sam. They will attack instantly and perhaps root out the attacker's such capablities. But then, it is India. land of Buddha and Gandhi. How can we do that? If someone slaps you, offer him other side of your face. And keep offering until he is not satisfied. Poor India.

Feelings of a 4-yr-old-boy

A 4yr-old-boy asked his mom 2 throw d plants(in veranda) outside.Exclaimed Mom : Why?Boy innocently : You love them more than you do me ..

— Kumar Vivek (@victory4vivek) April 11, 2013

-- Courtesy : Co-passengers of my train-journey to Home-town