Smile Sms / Messages

If 5 secs of SMILE can make a photograph more b'ful.
Then just imagine, if we keep smiling always, how b'ful our lives will be.

So, Always Keep Smiling :)

Good Morning Sms / Messages

Different style of Gd Morning

Dad
Gd Mornin Beta

Frnd
Gd Mornin Yar

Lover
Gd Mornin Janu

Bt

Mom
Sota reh Nikkame
aur sari raat apni phonewali amma se baat kiya kr :P

GM


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Hum Uth gaye hai
Jin jinko Gd Morning kehna hi
Aakr keh lo
Lekin dhukka-mukki mat karna
Line se aana
Darshan 12 baje tak honge
Aur camera not allowed :P

GM dosto


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Funny Sms / Messages

Ab Rs 50 k recharge pe
Rs 9999 ka talktime
80 yrs ki validity
All calls 0.01 ps/hr
5 lac sms free

For more details visit
www.Beta-tu-apna-alag-tower-laga-le.com
:D


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Kisi ne mujse apki UMAR puchi

Maine kaha
Chehre se 18 yrs
Style se 17 yrs
Sweetness se 9 yrs
Hasi se 7 yrs
Ankho se 5 yrs
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Kul mila kr 56 yrs

Kam to nhi btaya na?
:P

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Non-Veg Sms / Messages

Guy on his 1st nyt findin his wyf a virgin xclaimd
"I wana kiss d 1 who tuk cr of u & protected ur virginity"

She gv a naughty smile n said
"KISS MY ASS =))" :P =D


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Santa GB Road gaya
Broker se rate puchha

Broker :
100 ladki ke
30 mere
20 police wale ke

Santa : Yara dil khush kr ditta, Ja pehle police wale ko le aa


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Who started the concept of working 5 days a week & rest 2 days off ???
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Socho Bhai Socho
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Draupadi :P


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1 day u will

luk at ur kids

playin in d ground wid ur wife

U will simply smile wid tears in ur eyes

N u ll
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"Thnx Vivek"
Ha ha ha
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1 scientist BRA banana chahta tha jisme bhagte hue girls k BOOBS na hile.
Aur bhigne pe NIPPLE na dikhe

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Are dost tension na le, Maar diya Madarchod ko :P


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Sardarni got fed up with her Husband & got a tatoo on her
"BUM"
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That said
"P.T.O."
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Very Nice Sms / Messages

Brilliant Answer :

Krishna Ne Apni Radha Se Puchha :
"Aisi Ek Jagah Batao,
Jaha Mai Nhi Hu"

Radha Ne Bade Pyar Se Aur Muskra Kr Kaha
"BAS MERE NASIB MEIN"


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Maa ko udas dekh, beta bola : “Maa tum duniya ki dusri sabse khubsurat aurat ho”

Maa : “Pehli kaun hai?”

Beta : “Woh bhi tum hi ho per jab tum hasti ho tab”


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Tum Khud Per Itna Jo Gurur Karte Ho ... Isme Hairat Ki Baat Nahi
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Jise Hum Apna Keh De ... Woh Aam Ho Bhi Nahi Sakta

Jane Kab Zindagi Ne hame Itna Bada Bana Diya ..

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!

Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!

Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye

Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai

Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai

Koi apno ke liye roti chhod deta hai
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chhod deta hai

Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai !!!

Kabhi waqt mile to sochna
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!

Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!

Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia
jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya!!

Respect Yourself

The 99 Club

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a Servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly Servant had so much joy. The King asked the Servant, "Why are you so happy?"

The Servant replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a Servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a Roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."

The King was not satisfied with that reply.

Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted Advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the Servant's story, the Advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the Servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The Advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is place 99 Gold Coins in a bag and leave it at this Servant's doorstep."

When the Servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... so many Gold Coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 Coins.

He wondered, "What could've happened to that last Gold Coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 Coins!"

He looked everywhere he could, but that final Coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that Gold Coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the Servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th Gold Coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his Advisor's help, the Advisor said, "Your Majesty, the Servant has now officially joined The 99 Club."

He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra "1" telling to themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more!

We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a Price for our growing needs and desires.

पर सोचता हूँ मैं कैसे ...

कह सकूँ तो कह दूँ
दिल के अरमाँ बता दूँ
कब से पाल रहा हूँ
सपने सँजो-सँजो कर
एक सपने जैसा-है सब
हाँ, एक सपने जैसा-है सब
कहीं सपना ..... ही तो नहीं
चँचल-सी वो कोमल-परी |


फुर्सत में ख़याल आया ...
छोटी-छोटी बातों पर
वो खिल-खिलाकर उनका हँसना
छोटी-छोटी बातों पर खिल-खिलाकर हँसना
अपनी ही धुन में मस्त रहना
और वो धीमे-धीमे गुनगुनाना,
नटखट तो नहीं वो - 2
पर नासमझ भी नहीं हैं
नादानी कहना क्या ठीक होगा,
नादानी कहना क्या ठीक होगा उनकी उन हरकतों को
सानी नही कोई .. कहना क्या ठीक होगा |


[पूछते है लोग
क्यों रहते हो उनसे दूर-दूर ] -2
हाँ, खीचतें हैं दोस्त
क्यों रहते हो खोये-खोये
अब उन्हें क्या बताएं ...
हम तो उन्हें छूने का एक बहाना ढूँढते हैं
उनके लवों के लिए एक तराना ढूँढते हैं
और .... पास उनके आने का एक याराना ढूँढते हैं |


मुझे डर हैं
हाँ डर है, रह न जाए प्रेम अधूरा
उलझन में हूँ .... दूँ क्या खुद को मौंका - 2
पर मौके की ज़रूरत किसे हैं
हाँ, मौके की ज़रूरत किसे हैं
मन में है क्या
चाहता हूँ क्या करना
खुद को ना मालूम
क्या करेगी मदद दुनिया
फिकर नहीं मुझे अपनी
हाँ, फिकर नहीं मुझे अपनी
हूँ मैं रास्तो का आवारा
पर सोचता हूँ मैं कैसे ...
न करूँ उसकी फिकर
टूट जाएगी मेरे बिना,
लिहाज तो करना पड़ेगा
हाँ, इलाज तो करना पड़ेगा |


[कह पाता तो कह देता
दिल के अरमाँ बता देता] - २
अब उन्हें कैसे बताएँ
क्या हमारी मजबूरी है
पर .. क्या हर बात कहनी ज़रूरी है
लिख तो डाली ये कविता
बस .. उन तक पहुंचनी अधूरी है

पर सोचता हूँ मैं कैसे ....

India's Stand If Pak Nuke-Strikes

Today, National Security Advisory Board issued a statement on behalf of India. Shyam Saran, convener of the National Security Advisory Board, said,

"India will not be the first to use nuclear weapons, but if it is attacked with such weapons, it would engage in nuclear retaliation which will be massive and designed to inflict unacceptable damage on its adversary. The label on a nuclear weapon used for attacking India, strategic or tactical, is irrelevant from the Indian perspective."

referred here.

I don't know, which way I should take this statement. What is this stand actually? If case, Pakistan decides to attack nukes, no matter how powerful. Then and there India will retaliate. But what about the damage it will cause not only today but for coming generations. Not only the region, and unfortunately we can't even imagine the affected perimeter. We saw what Little Boy & Fat Man did to Hiroshima & Nagasaki respectively. Those two were nothing when compared to nukes possess today. Will it be really worth-while attacking them back and causing same pain. I wonder what other so-called powerful countries could have done. I am damn sure, if even someone plans even one-millionth smaller to this against Uncle Sam. They will attack instantly and perhaps root out the attacker's such capablities. But then, it is India. land of Buddha and Gandhi. How can we do that? If someone slaps you, offer him other side of your face. And keep offering until he is not satisfied. Poor India.

Feelings of a 4-yr-old-boy

A 4yr-old-boy asked his mom 2 throw d plants(in veranda) outside.Exclaimed Mom : Why?Boy innocently : You love them more than you do me ..

— Kumar Vivek (@victory4vivek) April 11, 2013

-- Courtesy : Co-passengers of my train-journey to Home-town

Few Shortcut Keys for Nokia 5800 XpressMusic

Nokia 5800 keys

Here are few shortcut keys that might be helpful for Nokia 5800 XpressMusic owners.


* *#0000# Device(Firmware) and factory information.

* *#06# International Mobile Equipment Identity(IMEI) Number.

* *#7370# Soft reset your mobile with default password 12345

* *#2820# BlueTooth device address

* *#7380# Factory settings restore with default passwos 12345

* *#92702689# Go to Nokia's Life Timer.

* *#62209526# Mac address of Wi-Fi

* Turn off your mobile. Hold Red, Green and Camera button together and turn on the mobile to hard reset your mobile.

If you know more shortcuts, then please share here with others just by leaving your comments on this post.